(Ya Mai, where do you find this stuff? Ok, one more time, the laugh is on the guys before I switch back to dumb blonde (girl) jokes. But since I have carried SEVEN babies, nobody can mess with me on this. Just try spending nearly two years of your life throwing up! Skeeter was great at holding the bucket. 
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1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.
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2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
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3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
8. They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
12. They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
14. Women would rule the world.
January 14, 2008 at 5:50 pm |
January 14, 2008 at 7:05 pm |
Yea, Brian, sorry about that. Couldn’t pass it up.
January 14, 2008 at 11:30 pm |
LOOOOOOOOOL, walahi Kinzi you are on roll not me
the first one i wrote i wrote with a help of a friend, we came up with it for no reason at all :d
the second one was a challenge, i wish can think of more, any ideas?