Best Perks For Voting in US History!

By kinziblogs

Fitting rewards for participating in a historic election. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, whether it is a stroke of creative genius or yet another indicator of how low we can go.

Boy am I in the wrong country to vote. In this election, in the US, show off you “I voted” sticker and you get free Starbucks coffee, AND a special Krispy Kreme Doughnut, AND – after polling between 5-8pm, a free scoop of Ben & Jerrys ice cream (so, it’s not like, bribery to vote, ya know?). I bet the original Daughters of the American Revolution are turning over in their graves.

All I got was the lousy sticker. Oops, and free Express Mail. OK Mario, provide ‘awa saada next election and I’ll call it a draw.

Best of all, for those knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers, you didn’t have to have an Obama sticker on your car to GET all those perks! I thought FER SURE that was going to be the catch. (Hat-tip, but no link, to the Weekly Standard for at least something worth reading this hour!)

7 Responses to “Best Perks For Voting in US History!”

  1. Emily Says:

    After waiting in line for over 1.5 hrs, in the dark, in 40 degrees, I was dying for a hot cup of tea. I debated about trying to negotiate with Starbucks for a tea, but by then I was late to work. Yet, I am still proud that I can vote, and I’d do it all over again.

  2. UmmFarouq Says:

    Ice cream, donut, and coffee…sounds like one voting spree could get me enough carbs for the week.

    Speaking of carbs, hope you and yours enjoyed some tonight. :)

  3. kinziblogs Says:

    Em, here’s a steaming cup of virtual Earl Gray for your labors of political honor~

    Umm F, with benes like that, there will be a lot of fat ladies singing in future elections!!

    YYuuummm like a good Mommy Hobbitt, I just had second supper, those carbs were so good!!! Yes, I NEED your sesame chicken recipe, and it was the perfect balance of chicken with sauce and chicken w/o for our family, too. Spikekid asked if he could take the leftovers to school for lunch, I told him he’d have to debate his dad for the privilege! THANK YOU!!!!

  4. Hareega Says:

    Kinzi, in Jordan it’s much better, you get a free mansaf daily for 3 months before the election and 500 JDs right afterwards, but you just have to make “the right” choice in the voting booth

  5. kinziblogs Says:

    LOL, Hareega, now daily mansaf is one way to win, and kill off your constintuency in one election! Right choice, indeed. :O

  6. MommaBean Says:

    Now I’m feeling particularly cheated… At least I exercised my civic duty (and didn’t even get the free express mail, paid to send it regular mail in the US). Maybe next time…

  7. kinziblogs Says:

    MommaBean, particularly indeed! NEXT time, we’ll go to the Embassy together and hit Galler on the way home.

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