a little late and 4th of July a little early, with a group of rowdy Canucks and Americans. It is times like this big events that revolve around family that one misses home and loved ones.
But it is times like this that local ex-pat ‘family’ gathers up and create an alternate celebration! It is especially good for us Americans, used to center stage in July, to honor our friends who wear tooks instead of hats, sit on chesterfields rather than sofas, drink soda instead of pop, and adorn the home with as many maple leaves as stars. We BBQd, talked, laughed, ate, then settled down to play dominoes and Canasta until 10pm. (Yes, Aunt Jane, I have learned to play Canasta. Kinzi, who plays no cards and talks while the fam slugs it out over card games, is ready to join the fray. Muuhaha!)
We all get out our America-centric t-shirts, since they aren’t good around-Amman-wear. Our Canadian friends wore those too, and the teen boys had some hilarious messages:
What is the definition of a Canadian?
An unarmed American with healthcare
heh-heh…heh-heh-heh…hehhehhehehe!
I AM A CANADIAN
I do not travel by dogsled
a loonie is a dollar, not a relative
I live in the second largest country in the world
winter only lasts one season
I live in a house, not an igloo
I do not know your second cousin John in Saskatoon
our currency is not based on Monopoly money
the parliament buildings are not made of ice
we are the best hockey players in the world
Oh, Canada!
July 4, 2009 at 7:09 pm |
Happy 4th.
July 5, 2009 at 9:52 am |
Re: the soda vs. pop thing, while this blog post is with respect to the US, I used to live on one of the pop-soda borders, so I find this argument amusing. BTW, I’m a “pop” man, myself.
July 5, 2009 at 10:42 am |
congrats
July 5, 2009 at 11:18 am |
Hamede, thank you! Please continue to keep my country in order until we get back
JDsg, oh my, welcome! What an honor
. That post of yours is HILARIOUS!!!!! How could I have lived ignorant of this linguistic debate? MommaBean just told me about the “Coke” concept, that in the South carbonated is Coke. Now I can’t remember what we used to say in California (my home state), either anything diet, or maybe they have managed to carbonate wheat grass juice?
Rani, thanks! Thanks for visiting. Love those Dababnehs.
July 5, 2009 at 12:54 pm |
canada rocks!
best commercial ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg
July 5, 2009 at 1:31 pm |
LOL love your joke….happy 4th to u…miss u …
July 6, 2009 at 5:01 am |
Love me some Canucks!
(I just drank a Coke. Guess what kind? A Dr. Pepper. Only a Southerner might get that.)
July 6, 2009 at 4:53 pm |
You missed what’s on the back on the back of the shirt. Here is some of it:
i pay too much for smokes and booze
i say funny things like “PRAH-duce” and “PASS-ta”
i sew a canadian flag onto my backpack when i travel
i am proud of canada’s beers and beef
i get my milk from plastic bags
i am quick to point out every single actor and singer who’s canadian
i eat potato chips in flavours you’ve never heard of
i put olives and corn on my hot dogs
i am confused about my national cuisine
cold weather we’re having, eh?
(now i have to translate everything into french before you can buy this shirt)
July 9, 2009 at 9:02 am |
Nas, yes, Canada rocks in more ways than one. Thanks for the link!
Sam, me too! i guess there are tons more like it! Miss u too.
Umm F, LOL, Dunner’s blog has a whole study that was done about what people call “Coke” in the US. Enjoy a Dr. P for me!
Ivan, welcome to my blog! This particular shirt didn’t have anything on the back, but this is a GREAT addition! Love the Canadian humility.